Jackass 

I'm a pimped out Jedi Knight Jackass 

I'm a pimped out Jedi Knight 
Obi-Wan meets Dolemite 
Ben Kenobi went and got himself a pompadour 
These aren't the whores you're looking for 

Jackass 

If the Crocodile Hunter smoked weed 
Steve Irwin burnin' herb in his Jeep 
Thinks the kangaroos are laughin' at his haircut 
Used a bowl for that too but 

If you knew me like 
I know myself 
You'd hate me like 
I hate myself 

'Cause I'm a 

Jackass 

Got no rabbit in this hat 
'Cause I'm pullin' it out my [bad word] 
Ain't Sigfried or Roy but I could be 
Makin' magic with the [bad word] 

Jackass 

Like that dude in Tiananmen Square 
With a six pack and a folding chair 
Got bombed at the parade and ended up 
Playin' Chicken with the tanks but 

If you knew me like 
I know myself 
You'd hate me like 
I hate myself 

'Cause I'm a 

Jackass 

They could out the [bad word] Spice Girl 
They could try [bad word] game on the O.D.B. 
They could kick every douche bag off the "Real World" 
But they won't get rid of me 

If I knew you like 
You know yourself 
I'd hate you like 
You hate yourself 

Hate yourself 
Hate yourself 
Hate yourself 
Hate yourself 
Hate yourself 
Hate yourself 

'Cause you're a 

Jackass