Carla: I've had it up to here so let me make it very clear. Cause I swear I'll never clue you in again. Every time that you profess [bad word] from Puerto Rico...
Turk: Yes?
Carla: For the last time turk, I'm Dominican!
Turk: Don't make a big to do, I was simply testing you.
Carla: Then why'd you tell J.D. our baby's blaxican?
Turk: Babe, you know I know the [bad word] 
Carla: Well I need a little proof. So list all you know about me or no  again.
Turk: Ok, lets see. Your name is Carla
Carla: Oh, yes.
Turk: You are Latina.
Carla: Impressive.
Turk: You're a nurse, your mother's dead, and wait...I got it. Three sisters
Carla: Turk!
Turk: Two Sisters? Well I'm sure you have a brother who's a huge jerk off.
Carla: Tell me, what's my middle name?
Turk: Ok, I'm tired of this game. Let's forget it, I give up, I guess you win again. But it's not just me who get mixed up by all this crazy ethnic stuff
Todd: Sorry, Even I know, she's Dominican. Boo-ya!
Carla: Did I grow up in Illinois or was it Michigan? How long before we met was I in medicine? Was our wedding song the Beattles or Led Zeplin? I freakin Puerto Rican or Dominican?
Turk: The thing is guys remember facts, like when Derek Jeter hit last year which was three-o-three. And that is why our brains are maxed! And there's no room for things like birthdays or ethnicities.
Carla: Well thank you for that glimpse into the workings of the inner man.
Turk: Let's talk about your job, and not the fact that your
Carla: Dominican!
Turk: You're not staying home from work.
Carla: Will that make you happy turk?
Turk: I'll support you if you choose to earn the pingements.
Carla: Then I'll return to work today! Now you're sure that that's ok?
Turk: I say ci which is yes in Dominican, and Puerto Rican
Carla: Turk...
Turk: But you're Dominican