Did [bad word] up to me so your night would be cheaper?
Did you make up your mind about me from the start?
Did [bad word] here tonight to find something deeper?
Or did you just follow me home 'cause you're scared of the dark?

Did you, did you really think you'd found somebody?
Or did that vodka make you leave with me?
Ain't it funny how you wake [bad word] 
When it felt so right last night

You can give her the world and then eight hours later
You can't even put a face to her name
If I don't even know her, how can I hate her?
Well you just stick to [bad word] and there's no one to blame

Did you, did you really think you'd found somebody?
Or did that vodka make you leave with me
Ain't it funny how you wake [bad word] 
When it felt so right last night?

I promised you a part of my unwritten script and I told you
Stuff like I've been waiting for you all my life
You bragged about your hits on Myspace
And how your future looks so bright
Last night, oh yeah, you and I

Did you really think you'd found somebody?
Or did that vodka make you leave with me?
Ain't it funny how you wake [bad word] 
When it felt so right last night?