Kill The Cooks In this here kitchen
There are too many cooks
You can see them fighting and [bad word] Any place you look
And they act all sinister
While cooking us a meal
After dinner is over
We’ll see just how we feel
The autopsy won’t lie
After dinner is over
Who will remain alive?
Now they’re bringing in dessert
It’s quite likely it’s gonna hurt
Leave and [bad word] a deserter
Stay, be a victim of a murder
Force feed me a [bad word] mess
Gastric juices can’t digest
Fix me up what they know best
The lovely atmosphere
The autopsy won’t lie
After dinner is over
Who will remain alive?
Go get your coat
May I be excused my stomach is full?
No
Kill The Cooks