There's a party here in Agrabah
There's excitement in the air
People pouring in from near and far
'Cause Jasmine and Aladdin are gonna have a weddin'

There's a party here in Agrabah
Ev'rybody will be there
So if you're a pouper or a shah
Do something with your hair!

You mustn't wear an outfit that's naughty
turban that's unraveling just won't do
No earrings that are taste|ess or gaudy
You're gonna look gorgeous when I get through
There's a party here in Agrabah
So I'm goin' to paint the town
If you want to see what colors are
Follow me around

Aladdin's gettin' married
And it's gonna be the wedding of the century
My buddy's gettin' married and you're gonna see
Just how much I can do

You've heard of your Safari Bar Mitzvahs
You've all been to a luau sweet sixteen
Well none of [bad word] to what this is
The food'll be disgusting, by evening you'll be bursting

There's a party here in Agrabah
And it's got us all aglow
If a street rat could [bad word] so far
Maybe I could do it
Sure, there's nothin' to it

There's a party here in Agrabah
But we're not sure that we'll go
For although the bride is ladidah
The groom is awfully low

Now we take you down to the palace
Where ev'ryone has celebrated all night long
Without Jafar and all of his malice
Ev'rybody is happy! What could possibly go wrong?

There's a party here in Agrabah
And we're gonna rob'em blind
While they're all munching caviar
Create a small disturbance
I'll sneak up from behind

There's a party here in Agrabah
And the loot is pouring in
I like this wedding stuff so far
Maybe if I'm pleasant I'll get to keep a present

We've ordered just a few tasteful flowers
And valets who will carefully park for you
The brides maids have been dressing for hours
Girls you look just lovely and so grown up too

There's a party here in Agrabah
Guests are filling up the room
But there's something missing, Yes, a-ha!
Where is the groom?