[Lil Wayne talking]
Ok I'm finally perfect, ya know
Yall already know what it is and if you don't
Then the great Mannie Fresh will enlighten you

[Hook: Mannie Fresh]
Ladies and gentlemen, pimps and playas
Half [bad word] rappers and [bad word] rhyme sayers
This is the Carter, so hold onto your teenage daughter
Because this is the Carter, a lot more rich and a whole lot smarter
Wayne in ya brain young Carter
Wayne in ya brain young Carter

[Lil Wayne]
Who am I, young wizzle fa shizzle
Flow sicker than a third floor in hospitals
My charm starburst, my watch skittles
I'm hot sizzle, what up hot bizzle
Holla at a playa, I'm sorta like BD
Yall can't stop my dribble, or block the lay-ups
Soft top the Coupe, mami pop her too
Don't chase the feelin baby girl let [bad word] to you
Remove the ceiling on the girl now [bad word] I'ma world class mami [bad word] wit dude
I got Lazy-Boy bank [bad word] low
I'ma offense [bad word] the shoe
You watch your grill what you ought to do
Fore' your ribs get barbecued
And my ribs is showin I say I'm starving dude
This, this, this, this, this is the Carter dude
What up Reel, c'mon

[Hook]

[Lil Wayne]
I'm the Birdman Birdman Jr. [bad word] I be high in the sky [bad word] on you and yo [bad word] I be flyer than your guy [bad word] lose the prick
Now if ya follow everything just grab a wing
And we could sssssshhhhhhhh
All the way down to the mall and bet I buy it all
Young Mar' picture the broad lick
All the way down to the balls then she wipe it off
If getting money is wrong I ain't right at all
I young money a car I just write it off
I'm the boss of my own [bad word]  I'm my own click
I would say [bad word] ya but go and get ya own [bad word] Get ya game up boy hustle harder
This, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this
Get ya game up boy hustle harder
This, this, this, this, this, this is the Carter, yea

[Hook]

[Lil Wayne]
And yall better blame Baby
Cuz he the [bad word] that made me, and I'm crazy
And yall ask why I never left the navy
Cuz he the [bad word] that pay me, is you crazy
Young, young, young wizzle baby
Give you yo issue, me don't wanna kiss you
No, no, no me no want no [bad word] So, so stop baller blockin cuz a [bad word] hood rich
And I floss everyday because I could [bad word] So holla at ya boy cuz I'm still on some hood [bad word] Like, like, like whats really good wit ya mom or your lil boy
And your sister lookin good [bad word]  [bad word] I'm still Apple Eagle weasel
1-7 Hollygrove never ever ever leave you
I got yall waitin on my sequel
This, this, this, this, this, this is the Carter people

[Hook Repeat X2]

[Lil Wayne talking until the end]