Midnight Riders - All I want For Christmas is to Kick Your [bad word] 

Haha ho-ho

Alright Merry Christmas Yeah

I'm naughty, not so nice 
Someone who wants you dead.
 Know when you're sleeping and I know when you wake. 
Got a shot for your folks and I'm hiding under your bed.

Got your cookies, got your milk 
Got my shotgun trained on the chimney 
Stole my woman and all I want for Christmas is to kick your [bad word] #33; 
All I want for Christmas is to kick your [bad word] #33;

White big gloves, satin suit looking down on me from your sleigh 
All I wanted was my blue eyed babe but with his sack and his grin he winked and they rolled away

Got your cookies, got your milk
Got my pit bull chained to the chimney 
Stole my woman and all I want for Christmas is to kick your [bad word] #33; 
All I want for Christmas is to kick your [bad word] #33; Yeah!

Got a list, I checked it once.
 No need to check it twice. 
All I know is tonight I'm gonna pound ya Take my woman and you're gonna pay the price. Got the ghost of Christmas present 
You're the ghost of Christmas past 
Stole my woman and all I want for Christmas is to kick your [bad word] #33; 
All I want for Christmas is to kick your [bad word] #33;
All I want for Christmas is to kick your [bad word] #33; 
All I want for Christmas is to kick your [bad word] #33; 
All I want for Christmas... 
All I want for Christmas... 
All I want for Christmas... 
All I want for Christmas... (fade) 

(Left 4 Dead 2 Christmas Soundtrack)