DODGER: Consider yourself at home.
   Consider yourself  one of the family.
   We've taken to you so strong,
   It's clear we're going to get along.
   Consider yourself well in.
   Consider yourself part of the furniture.
   There isn't a lot to spare.
   Who cares? Whatever we got we share!
   
   If it should chance to be
   We should see
   Some harder days,
   Empty-larder days,
   Why grouse?
   Always a chance we'll meet
   Somebody to foot the bill,
   Then the drinks are on the house!
   Consider yourself our mate.
   We don't want to have no fuss,
   For after some consideration, we can state
   Consider yourself
   One of us!
   
   Consider yourself...
   OLIVER: At home?
   DODGER:   Consider yourself...
    OLIVER:   One of the family?
   CAPTAIN:   We've taken to you
   OLIVER:   So strong?
   DODGER:   It's clear we're
   BOTH:   Going to get along.
   DODGER:   Consider yourself...
   OLIVER:   Well in?
   DODGER:   Consider yourself...
   OLIVER: Part of the furniture?
   BOTH: There isn't a lot to spare!
   Who cares?
   Whatever we got we share.
    DODGER: Nobody tries to be lah-di-dah and uppity.
   There a cup o'tea for all.
   Only it's wise to be handy wiv' a rolling pin
   When the [bad word] to call!
    BOTH: Consider yourself
   Our mate.
   We don't want to have no fuss,
   For after some consideration we can state
   Consider yourself
   One of us!
  [bad word]  Consider yourself at home.
   We've taken to you so strong.
   Consider yourself well in.
   There isn't a lot to spare
   
   If it should chance to be
   We should see
   Some harder days --
   Empty-larder days --
   Why grouse?
   Always a chance we'll meet
   Somebody to foot the bill --
   Then the drinks are on the house!
   
   Consider yourself our mate.
   We don't want to have no fuss,
   For after some consideration, we can state
   Consider yourself
   One of us!
   
   Consider yourself at home.
   Consider yourself  one of the family.
   We've taken to you so strong,
   It's clear we're going to get along.
   
   Consider yourself well in,
   Consider yourself part of the furniture.
   There isn't a lot to spare.
   Who cares? Whatever we got we share!
   
   If it should chance to be
   We should see
   Some harder days,
   Empty-larder days,
   Why grouse?
   Always a chance we'll meet
   Somebody to foot the bill,
   Then the drinks are on the house!
   
   Consider yourself our mate.
   We don't want to have no fuss,
   For after some consideration, we can state
   Consider yourself
   One of us!