Well, [bad word] #39; in this JCB. 
I'm 5 years old and my dad's a giant sitting beside me. 
And the engine rattles my bum like berserk 
While we're singin, 'Don't forget your shovel if you want to go to work!' 

My dad's probably had a bloody hard day 
But he's been good fun and bubblin and jokin' away 
And the procession of cars stuck behind 
are gettin all impatient and angry, but we dont mind. 

An' we're holdin up the bypass 
oh 
Me and my dad havin a top laugh 
oh woah 

Sittin on the toolbox 
oh 
And I'm so glad I'm not in school, boss 
So glad I'm not in school 

Oh no... 

And we pull over to let cars past 
And pull off again, speedin by the summer green grass 
And we're like giants up here in our big yellow digger 
Like zoids, or transformers, or maybe even bigger 

And I wanna transform into a [bad word] Rex! 
And eat up all the bullies and the teachers and their pets 
And I'll tell all my mates that my dad's B.A. Baracus 
Only with a JCB and [bad word] Lee's nunchuckas 

And We're holdin up the bypass 
Weh Oh 
Me and my dad havin a top laugh 
Weh Oh weh oh 

Sittin on the toolbox 
Weh Oh 
And I'm so glad I'm not in school, boss 
So glad I'm not in school 

And we're holdin up the bypass 
Weh Oh 

Me and my dad havin a top laugh 
Weh Oh 
I'm sittin on the toolbox 
Weh Oh 

And I'm so glad I'm not in school, Boss 
So glad I'm not in school 

Said I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's [bad word] Lee. Drives me round in his JCB. 
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's [bad word] Lee. Drives me round in his JCB. 
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's [bad word] Lee. Drives me round in his JCB. 
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's [bad word] Lee. Drives me round 

And we're holdin' up the bypass 
Weh Oh 

Me and my dad havin a top laugh 
Weh Oh 
And I'm sittin on the toolbox 
oh 

And I'm so glad I'm not in school, Boss 
So glad I'm not in school 

I said 

I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's [bad word] Lee. Drives me round in his JCB. 
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's [bad word] Lee. Drives me round in his 

Aw, I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's [bad word] Lee. Drives me round in his JCB. 
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's [bad word] Lee. Drives me round in his JCB.