I wanna be a bottle blonde,
I don’t know how but I feel conned.
I wanna be an idle teen, I wish I hadn’t been so clean.
I wanna stay inside all day,
I want the world to go away.
I want blood, guts and chocolate cake,
I wanna be a real fake.

Yeah, I wish I’d been, I wish I’d been a teen, teen idle,
I wish I’d been a prom queen fighting for the title,
Instead of being sixteen I’m burning up a bible,
Feeling super! super! super! suicidal.

The wasted years,
The wasted youth,
The pretty lies,
The ugly [bad word] 
And the day [bad word] where I have died,
Only to find [bad word] alive.

I wanna be a virgin pure,
21st century [bad word] 
I want back my virginity, so I can feel infinity.
I wanna drink until I ache,
I wanna make a big mistake.
I want blood, guts and angel cake,
I’m gonna puke it anyway.

Yeah, I wish I’d been, I wish I’d been a teen, teen idle,
I wish I’d been a prom queen fighting for the title,
Instead of being sixteen I’m burning up a bible,
Feeling super! super! super! suicidal.

The wasted years,
The wasted youth,
The pretty lies,
The ugly [bad word] 
And the day [bad word] where I have died,
Only to find [bad word] alive. [bad word] alive.
 [bad word] alive.

I wish I wasn’t such a narcissist,
I wish I didn’t really kiss, the mirror when I’m on my own,
Oh god, I’m going to die alone.
Adolescence didn’t make sense,
little loss of innocence.
The ugly years of being a fool,
Ain’t youth meant to be beautiful?

Yeah, I wish I’d been, I wish I’d been a teen, teen idle,
I wish I’d been a prom queen fighting for the title,
Instead of being sixteen I’m burning up a bible,
Feeling super! super! super! suicidal.

The wasted years,
The wasted youth,
The pretty lies,
The ugly [bad word] 
And the day [bad word] where I have died,
Only to find [bad word] alive.
Only to find [bad word] alive.
Only to find [bad word] alive.

Feeling super! super! super!
Feeling super! super! super!
Feeling super! super! super!