My [bad word] cost a late night fee
Your [bad word] got the HIV
My [bad word] plays on the double feature screen
Your [bad word] went straight to DVD

My [bad word] bigger than a bridge
Your [bad word] look like a little kids
My [bad word] large like the chargers
(The whole team)
Your [bad word] look like you're fourteen

My [bad word] locked in a cage
(Right)
Your [bad word] suffer from stage fright
My [bad word] so hot it's stolen
Your [bad word] look like Gary Coleman

My [bad word] pain and big
Your [bad word] stinks like [bad word] My [bad word] got a Caesar do
Your [bad word] needs a tweezer dude

My [bad word] is like super size
Your [bad word] look like two fries
My [bad word] more mass than the Earth
Your [bad word] half staff
(It needs work)

My [bad word] been there done that
Your [bad word] said so
My [bad word]  V.I.P.
Your [bad word] needs I.D.

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S., we got [bad word] like Jesus

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S., we got [bad word] like Jesus

My [bad word] need no introduction
Your [bad word] don't even function
My [bad word] served a whole lunch-in
Your [bad word]  it look like a munchkin'

My [bad word] size of a pumpkin
Your [bad word] look like Mackauley Culkin
My [bad word] good good lovin'
Your [bad word] good for nothin'

My [bad word] bench pressed 350
Your [bad word] couldn't shoplift at Thrifty
My [bad word] pretty [bad word] skimpy
Your [bad word] hungry as a hippie

My [bad word] don't fit down the chimney
Your [bad word] is like a kid from the Philippine
My [bad word] is like an M16
Your [bad word]  broken vending machine

My [bad word] parts the seas
Your [bad word] farts and [bad word] My [bad [bad word] in the jungle
Your [bad word] got touched by your uncle

My [bad word] goes to yoga
Your [bad word] [bad word] roll up
My [bad word] grade a beef
Your [bad word] made a geek

My [bad word] sick and dangerous
Your [bad word] quick and painless
My [bad word] 'nuff said
Your [bad word] loves Fred

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S., we got [bad word] like Jesus

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S., we got [bad word] like Jesus