This was a triumph
I'm making a note here: "Huge success!"
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction
Aperture Science
We do what we must, because we can
For the good of all of us. Except the ones who are dead
But there's no sense crying over every mistake
You just keep on trying 'til [bad word] out of cake
And the science gets done. And you make a neat gun
For the people who are still alive
I'm not even angry
I'm being so sincere right now
Even though you broke my heart, and killed me
And tore me to pieces
And threw every piece into a fire
As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Now, these points of data make a beautiful line
And we're out of beta. We're releasing on time!
So I'm GLaD I got burned! Think of all the things we learned!
For the people who are still alive
Go ahead and leave me
I think I'd prefer to stay inside
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you
Maybe Black Mesa?
That was a joke. Ha Ha. Fat chance!
Anyway this cake is great! It's so delicious and moist!
Look at me: still talking when there's science to do!
When I look out there it makes me glad I'm not you
I've experiments [bad word]  There is research to be done
On the people who are still alive
1And believe me I am still alive
I'm doing science and I'm still alive
I feel fantastic and I'm still alive
While you're dying I'll be still alive
And when you're dead I will be still alive
Still alive
Still alive