Well I was sittin' in front of the TV set
There were nothin' much else to do
Then [bad word] this amazing co
They called him Doctor Who
It was half-past-six on the ABC
Just before the news
No ads to [bad word] me
On an interspacial [bad word] 

There was moving metal madness
A-programmed to destroy
The Doctor has them covered
To twart their every ploy
'Exterminate, exterminate'
That evil monotone
The Doctor fights the Daleks
And I'm then all alone

Doctor Who is gonna fix it
Doctor Who will put it right
As he moves across the galaxy
At twice the speed of light
Back into the future
The TARDIS travels time
With his beautiful assistant
And his [bad word] mate K9
patent blue policeman's booth
But when inside the doors
vast [bad word] 
Defies dimensional laws
His robot dog is by his side
He packs a powerful punch
And he always has the answers
When [bad word] down to the [bad word] 

Doctor Who is gonna fix it
Doctor Who will put it right
As he moves across the galaxy
At twice the speed of light
Back into the future
The TARDIS travels time
With his beautiful assistant
And his [bad word] mate K9
The threats of time and outer space
He'll always keep in line
He'll put the nasties in their place
Throughout the realms of time
The why and where of how and when
The back beyond and through
The what and if and maybe
Will depend on Doctor Who

Doctor Who is gonna fix it
Doctor Who will put it right
As he moves across the galaxy
At twice the speed of light
Back into the future
The TARDIS travels time
With his beautiful assistant
And his [bad word] mate K9