Girlfriend now 
I have a girlfriend now 
no way, no how 
how'd I get a girlfriend, now? 

I remember it vividly, love. I've been walking erect since the moment we met 
and I caught your eyes to my surprise (your white thighs) 
hebraic neuroses ceased to be 
an angel's conversing with me 
the new attractive to me is divine 
and even if your friends don't understand 
no matter what i'll always be your man 
and even if you go, you know you�ll leave me feeling grand 
I'll need new contraceptives, green eyes 
I found god when you left him, green eyes 
let's spend the night entwined out on the boardwalk in sickly summertime 
like the yin and the yang of the afikomen 
you're the omen that all has changed that was deranged 
and even if you stomp me 'til I'm sore 
no matter what I'd bleed to be your [bad word] 
and even if the cancer grows until we explode, I'm yours 

Girlfriend now 
I have a girlfriend now 
no way, no how 
how'd i get a girlfriend, now? 
well from here on forth, I'm yours 

And even if your whisper eats my ear 
your voice shall be the only song i long to hear 
and even if you fear the end, our sacrament of salmon and irish beer 
will still be here 

Girlfriend now 
I have a girlfriend now 
no way, no how 
how'd I get a girlfriend, now? 
well from here on forth, I'm yours 

Boy, i need your love, so give it to me 
boy, i need your touch, so lay it on me 
boy, i need your love, i need your touch, I'm yours