Narwhals, Narwhals,
Swimming in the ocean
Causing [bad word] 
Coz they are so awesome
Narwhals, Narwhals
Swimming in the ocean
Pretty big and pretty white
They beat a polar bear in a fight
Like an underwater unicorn
Got a kick [bad word] facial horn
They are the jedi of the sea
They stop cthulu from eating ye
Narwhals
They are narwhals
Narwhals
Just dont let them touch your balls
Narwhals,
They are narwhals
Narwhals
Inventors of the shish kabab

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