Oi you! Shut your mouth and look at my wad!

LOADSAMONEY!

This a journey in to money: Loads of money.

My name, my name, my name is Loadsamoney.

L-O-D-S OF E-M-O-N-what's that spell? LOADSAMONEY! Probably.

Made a right load of petish in knolla this week.

Right lads, watch out for the ladies.

Loadsa, loadsa, loadsa!
(Money, money, money!)
Loadsa, loadsa, loadsa!
(Money, money, money!)

Right, whop it out! Whaddathat, Loadsamoney! Whop it out! Raaarrrrgh, Loadsamoney! Whaddathat, Loadsamoney!

Good evening, and [bad word] to Loads of Money.

D-d-doin' up the house is my bread and beer, my bird's page 3 and my car's a nutter, LOADSAMONEY is the shout I utter as I wave my wad at the geezers in the gutter!

Derek B, on your bike!

This is-this-is-this-is-this-is-this is an-this is an insult to our intelligence.

Shut your mouth!

Nurse, I'm gonna attend to Loadsamoney, he's got too much money.

The ransom demand is $1,000,000! That's nothing! I'm on that in a day, probably. I'm on more than Stock, Aitken and Dennis Waterman put together.

(Do up the house).

Money makes the world go round.
Money makes the world go round.
All this scratching's making me rich.
Money makes the world go round.
All this scratching's making me rich.
Money makes the world go round.

Are you ready?
(Yeah!)
Are you ready?
(Yeah!)
Are you ready?
(Yeah!)

Right, let's do up the house!

Bosh Bosh, shoom shoom wallop, DOSH!
(Bosh Bosh, shoom shoom wallop, DOSH!)
Bosh Bosh, shoom shoom wallop, DOSH!
(Bosh Bosh, shoom shoom wallop, DOSH!)
Bosh Bosh, shoom shoom wallop, DOSH!
(Bosh Bosh, shoom shoom wallop, DOSH!)

Whop your wallet, whop your wallet, whop your wallet on the counter!
(Whop your wallet, whop your wallet, whop your wallet on the counter!)
Whop your wallet on the counter!
(Whop your wallet on the counter!)

These boys certainly know how to do up the house, and they're taking home a pretty tidy paypacket too!

Shut your mouth!

So the final score, Manchester United, nil, Loadsamoney United, loads.

Now that's a final score there.

(Pump up the football, pump up the football).

Hey! Check this out!
Sorry mate, don't take cheques; agggh, just loads of money!

(Sing a song of six pence, a pocket full of dosh)
(Debo debo debo debo, bosh splosh splosh)
(Sing a song of six pence, a pocket full of dosh)
(Debo debo debo debo, bosh splosh splosh)
(Sing a song of six pence, a pocket full of dosh)
(Debo debo debo debo, bosh splosh splosh)