Which pet's address 
Is the finest in Paris? 
Which pet possess
The longest pedigree?
Which pets get to sleep 
On velvet mats? 
Naturalment! The aristocats! 

Which pets are blessed 
With the fairest forms and faces? 
Which pets know best 
All the gentle social graces?
Which pets live 
On cream and loving pats? 
Naturalment! The aristocats! 

They show aristocratic bearing 
When they're seen 
Upon an airing 
And aristocratic flair 
In what they do 
And what they say! 

Aristocats are never found 
In alleyways or hanging around 
The garbage cans where [bad word] kitties play, oh no

Which pets are known 
To never show their claws?
Which pets are prone 
To hardly any flaws?
To which pets do the others
Tip their hats? 
Naturalment! The aristocats! 

They show aristocratic bearing 
When they're seen 
Upon an airing 
And aristocratic flair 
In what they do 
And what they say! 

Aristocats are never found 
In alleyways or hanging around 
The garbage cans where [bad word] kitties play, oh no 

Naturalment! Naturalment! 
Oh, naturalment! 
The aristocats!