Some people make a fuss when a thing goes wrong
Some people swear and cuss, others sing a song
I don't do either that's all na-poo
When a thing goes wrong with me 
This is what I do

I lift up my finger and I say tweet-tweet,
shush-shush, [bad word] come
I don't need to linger when I say tweet-tweet, shush-shush, [bad word] come...

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How do you feel when you marry your ideal? Ever so goosey goosey goosey gooooseeeey!
How do you feel when the bells begin to peal?
Ever so goosey goosey goosey gooooooseeeey!
Walking up the aisle, in a kind of daze,
Do you get the wind up when the organ plays?
How do you feel when the parson's done the deal?
Ever so goosey goosey goosey gooooooseeeeey!