[bad word] 
Stepping out into the darkness
In a world far below
Hold fast your determination
Through the ice and the snow

Someone creeping up behind your
Wonder where did he go?
Hold fast your determination
Is he friend, is he foe?

Hold fast your determination… 

Sans: Human. Don't you know how to greet a new pal? Turn around and shake my hand.
Hehehe, the old whoopee cushion in the hand trick. It's always funny.

Hey, anyway, never thought that today,
little human in a striped shirt [bad word] my way.
What a gaffe, that's a laugh, when you shook my hand-
'Spose I should go 'head, say, “Hi.” “Hi.” My name is Sans.

I'm s'posed to be lookin' out for humans,
But I just don't feel like capturin' you, man,

There's lots to do, there's so much to see,
Here in the underground, if you just stick with me,
But watch out for my brother, if you do not mind,
He's dedicated to capturin' one of your kind,

I think that's him over there, so hide behind the light, [bad word] on and [bad word] me, kid, you're gonna be alright, uh huh

And don't worry about the gate, it's not gonna stop anyone.
 [bad word]  NOT GOING TO STOP WHO, SANS?
Sans: Don't feel bad, bro. It might stop any two. 'Sup?
 [bad word]  You know what “SUP”, Brother! It's been eight days and you still haven't recalibrated the traps! You just stay outside your station! What are you even doing?

Sans: Staring at this lamp. It's really cool. Do you wanna look?

 [bad word]  I don't have time, Sans! What if a [bad word] through?
I must be ready, get them before they're gone!
That way people will love and respect me,
More than they do already! I will be THE ONE!

(Sans: That doesn't rhyme…)

 [bad word]  They won't believe I've captured a human,
And the great [bad word] will get all that he deserves!
Like a hedge carved in the shape of my head
People will ask to be my friend, and I will accept with verve!

Can't you see it, brother? I will bathe in a shower of kisses every morning!

Sans: Well, maybe the lamp could help those kisses light up your life.
 [bad word]  SANS YOU ARE NOT HELPING, YOU LAZYBONES!
Sans: Take it easy. I've gotten a ton of work done today. SKELE-ton.

 [bad word]  SANS!
 [bad word] on, you're smiling.
 [bad word]  I AM AND I HATE IT! Your rimshot [bad word] my music! Why does someone so great as me have to work so hard to get some recognition?
Sans: Sounds like you're really working yourself… down to the bone.

 [bad word]  Ugh… I must get back to work! As for YOUR work… put a little more… BACKBONE into it!
Nyeh heh heh heh heh heh! Heh.

Sans: [bad word] on out, it'll be okay.
Better go, he [bad word] this way.
Or, if you want, you could stay…
And listen to some jokes ;)

Hey… one quick favor, if I may…
My brother's been kind of down,
And it would just make his day,
If a human came to town.

Sans and [bad word] 
Hey (Hey) you're not in danger, don't fuss, (don't fuss)
He won't hurt you, [bad word] 
If you keep going this way,
(Spoken) (See you around, kid)

 [bad word] 
Say (say)
What a lovely winter day
As the snow is falling down
To wash our cares away

Hold fast your determination
Hold as long the trail you go
Hold fast your determination
Going through the ice and snow
Please be good, as on you go