my girl txt msgs me every hour
my girl txt msgs me in the shower
she pushes the buttons on the phone
1 message received: im not alone
4 bars means im near a cell phone tower

she had a blackberry, motorola razr
white chocolate, motorola krzr
the pantech c300 is okay
but then she got an upgrade and threw it away

*actual cell phone sounds!*

shes got a mouth but she only needs her fingers
there's other things i could say about her fingers
her brain cant handle the apple iphone
have to admit shes got a sweet ringtone
why is it that her smell phone always lingers?

she had a blackberry, (white) motorola razr
(black) white chocolate, motorola krzr
nokia 6102, kyocera phones will break on you
blackberry, motorola razr
white chocolate, motorola krzr
the pantech c300 is okay
but then she got an upgrade and threw it away

or is it on ebay?