Yeah...you feel that baby?
 Yeah, I feel it too. [bad word] 
 You know...I'm so glad 
 We could spend this time together...
 See, not as crazy 
 As you thought I was, am I?

I'm the American dream! I'm 
 The definition of whitetrash balling,
 I'm right back on 'em 
 With the [scratches] I can't call it,
 Same [bad word]  different toilet, 
 Oh you got a nice [bad word] darlin'!
 Can't wait to get you into my Benz, 
 Take you for a spin,
 What you mean we ain't [bad word] #39;, 
 You take me for a friend?
 Let me tell you the whole story 
 Of Shady's origin,
 You'll be sorry if you slam 
 My Mercedes door again now! 
 It all started with my father,
 I must have got 
 My pimping genes from him, 
 The way he left my mama,
 I'm a rolling stone just like him, 
 Word to Johnny Drama -
 Keep my entourage with me! 
 Baby I'll make a promise
 There ain't nobody as bomb as me, 
 I'm as calm as the breeze, 
 I'm the bee's knees, 
 His legs and his arms, 
 I'm a s-superstar girl, 
 I'm ready for you mama!
 Why you think the only thing 
 I got on is my pyjamas?

 [bad word] 
 So bad,
 So good that I'm so bad,
 Guarantee I'll be 
 The greatest thing you ever had,
 Cause you ain't never met 
 Nobody like me,
 And you ain't gonna wanna [bad word] 
 Nobody else again...

I'm equivalent to a shot of Cuevo, 
 First I kiss your navel,
 Work my way down, 
 Baby you can lay down on the table,
 But you may wanna find 
 Something more stable,
 I told you I ain't fooling 
 From the gate, 
 This ain't the first day of April!
 But thank you for staying April, 
 I'ma make you learn
 To appreciate me, differentiate me
 From these phoney 
 Little fishy and sissy fake Gs,
 Skip over the huggy-bear 
 And all the kissyface please,
 Initiate phase three, 
 Missy now service me!
 Take another shot of Jager, 
 Shake it so nervously,
 Take your time baby, 
 Ooh you're the bomb baby!
 Ooh you're doing that 
 Even better than your mom lady!
 I told you I'm Shady,
 You didn't listen, now did you?
 Relax woman, you know 
 That I'm only kidding with you,
 Got a twisted sense of humour, 
 It's warped, but I didn't hit you,
 I think you're finally starting 
 To get the picture, I'm...

 [bad word] 

[Bridge]
 Call me dynamite, dynamite, 
 Dynamite soul!
 Call me dynamite, dynamite, 
 Dynamite soul!
 I can hold you in the morning
 But in the evening I gotta go...
 'Cause I'm on to the next girl,
 And the next girl 
 I kinda like, oh-oh-oh!

I got you caught up in the rapture,
 Make you recapture 
 The feelings you had 
 For your last boyfriend 
 Before he slapped you,
 You never wanted someone so bad, 
 You're sweating
 But if I'm what you wanted, 
 Why'd you panic when I grabbed you?
 Girl don't be so frantic, 
 I'm just a hopeless romantic,
 Don't try to fight the feeling 
 Of something that's so organic,
 You can't ignore it 
 so don't just stand before it,
 Just drop them panties to the floor, 
 Let's get to camcordin'.
 [bad word] shorty, I told you 
 This was bound to happen,
 Soon as you wrote 
 Your number on a napkin 
 I was bound to work 
 number on your back and
 Throw your spine out of alignment,
 My love has got you so blind that 
 You couldn't pick Amy Winehouse 
 Out of a lineup,
 So stop at the store, pick a pint up,
 Let's get 
 the pineapple Schnapps going, 
 No one'll knock 
 Cause I'ma hang a sign up
 Saying "Don't disturb", 
 Shorty I'm so superb,
 I say the right things, 
 Don't I spit the dopest words? 

 [bad word]  

[Bridge] 

 [bad word]  

Haha... Dr. Dre... 
 2010... light years ahead of you...
 Haha... Whoo!
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