Some say that a drink is just a drink
Some say that a drink will get the pink
I say just drink that [bad word] ...
Drink

Drinkin' all the drinks
You gotta drink the drinks
I say drink that [bad word] Drink that [bad word] 
You gotta excuse me
I'm [bad word] as [bad word] I'll keep drinkin'
Until they gotta stop servin' it
So called [bad word] fests
Are killing me
Ten buck pitchers
The death is free

Drinkin' all the drinks
You gotta drink the drinks
I say drink that [bad word] Drink that [bad word] 
I'll out drink you
And steal your chicks
I'll keep drinkin'
Until they gotta pump my stomach

Boiler makers
Any takers
Break out the moonshine
Whatever takes less time

Drinkin' all the drinks
You gotta drink the drinks
I say drink that [bad word] Drink that [bad word]