{ANASTASIA, spoken]
How do you [bad word] the person you've forgotten you ever were?

[VLADIMIR, spoken]
Take a deep breath. Close your eyes, and imagine another time, another world

(sung)
You were born in a palace by the sea

[DIMITRY]
palace by the sea

[ANASTASIA]
Could it be?

[VLADIMIR]
Yes, it's so
You rode horseback when you were only three

[ANASTASIA, spoken]
Horseback riding? Me?

[DIMITRY]
Horse's name?

[VLADIMIR]
Romeo
You through [bad word] and terrorized the cook!
Ha! How the palace shook!

[DIMITRY, spoken]
Charming child

[VLADIMIR]
Wrote the book
But you'd behave when you father gave that look

[DIMITRY]
Imagine how it was
Your long forgotten past

[VLADIMIR & DIMITRY]
We've lots and lots to teach you and the time is going fast

[VLADIMIR, spoken]
Let's see you walk. Head up!

(sung)
Now, shoulders back and stand up tall
And do not walk, but try to float

[ANASTASIA]
I feel a little foolish
I floating?

[DIMITRY]
Like a sinking boat!
You give a bow

[ANASTASIA]
What happens now?

[VLADIMIR]
Your hand receives a kiss!

[VLADIMIR & DIMITRY]
Most of all remember this:

[VLADIMIR]
If I can learn to do it
You can learn to do it

[DIMITRY]
Something in you knows it

[VLADIMIR & DIMITRY]
There's nothing to it!

[VLADIMIR]
Follow in my footsteps
Shoe by shoe!

[VLADIMIR & DMITRY]
You can learn to do it too!
 

[DIMITRY]
Now, elbows in and sit up straight
And do not slurp the stroganoff

[ANASTASIA, spoken]
I never cared for stroganoff!

[VLADIMIR]
She said that like a Romanov!

[DIMITRY]
The Samovar

[VLADIMIR]
The caviar

[ANASTASIA]
Dessert and then goodnight?

[VLADIMIR & DIMITRY]
Not until you get this right!

[VLADIMIR]
If I can learn to do it

[DIMITRY]
If he can learn to do it

[VLADIMIR]
You can learn to do it!

[DIMITRY]
You can learn to do it

[VLADIMIR]
Pull yourself together

[VLADIMIR & DIMITRY]
And you'll pull through it!

[VLADIMIR]
Tell yourself it's easy

[VLADIMIR & DIMITRY]
And it's [bad word] #33;
You can learn to do it, too!

[VLADIMIR, spoken]
Who is your great-grandmother?

[ANASTASIA, spoken]
Queen Victoria

[VLADIMIR, spoken]
Great-great grandmother?

[ANASTASIA, spoken]
Uh--- Princess Victoria of Saxe-Colburg-Saalfeld

[VLADIMIR, spoken]
Your best friend is?

[ANASTASIA, spoken]
My little brother, Alexei

[DIMITRY, spoken]
Wrong! Your best friend?

[ANASTASIA, spoken]
I know who my best friend is!

[DIMITRY, spoken]
What a temper!

[ANASTASIA, spoken]
I don't like being contradicted!

[DIMITRY, spoken]
That makes two of us!

[VLADIMIR, spoken]
Continuing on...

[ANASTASIA]
I've had it, and I hate you both
I'm sorry that we ever met
I'm hungry, I'm frightened
And I'm only human, don't forget!
I don't remember anything
Get out and let me be!

[VLADIMIR]
Anya, darling, look at me
You're all frightened
Well, slightly, now and then
Shall we start again?
Take a breath, count to ten
You have courage
And strength you barely know
So blow that little nose
And dry those pretty eyes
princess like your majesty
Can do this if she tries!
Ready?

[DIMITRY, spoken]
Set

[ANASTASIA, spoken]
Go

[VLADIMIR]
Now who's your great Aunt Olga?

[DIMITRY]
How she frolicked on the Volga

[ANASTASIA, spoken]
Oh!

[VLADIMIR]
Your distant cousin Vanya loved his vodka

[DIMITRY]
Got it, Anya?

[ANASTASIA]
No!

[VLADIMIR]
The Duke of Oldenburgh was short!

[DIMITRY]
The [?] of Boden

[ANASTASIA]
Had a--

[DIMITRY]
Wart!

[VLADIMIR]
Count Sergei

[DIMITRY]
Wore a feathered hat

[VLADIMIR]
I hear he's gotten very fat

[ANASTASIA]
And I recall his yellow cat!

[VLADIMIR, spoken]
I don't believe we told her that

[VLADIMIR & DIMITRY]
If you can learn to do it

[ANASTASIA]
I can learn to do it!

[VLADIMIR & DIMITRY]
He can learn to do it

[ANASTASIA]
You can learn to do it!

[VLADIMIR & DIMITRY]
Pull yourself together

[ANASTASIA, VLADIMIR & DIMITRY]
And we'll pull through it!

[VLADIMIR]
Tell yourself it's easy

[ANASTASIA, VLADIMIR & DIMITRY]
And it's [bad word] 

[VLADIMIR & DIMITRY]
You can learn to do it

[ANASTASIA]
Nothing to it!

[ANASTASIA, VLADIMIR & DIMITRY]
You can learn to do it

[ANASTASIA, spoken]
The caviar, the stroganoff, the Samovar, the feathered hat, the cousin drank, the duke was short, here a wart and there a cat. The horse's name was Romeo, so tell me something new

[VLADIMIR & DIMITRY]
Ha!

[ANASTASIA, VLADIMIR & DIMITRY]
You can learn to do it, too!