Some girls used to kiss [bad word] And never knew what they had done
Some girls always wasted time
They keep you hanging on the line
Some loved horses and always stayed at home
But a Stainsby girl loved the Rolling Stones

Now some had games that you had to play [bad word] along the way
Strange attractions newly found
Pride and passion kicked around
Some girls stole your heart
Like most girls do
But a Stainsby girl, she could break it in two.

And I fell in love, I fell in love, I fell in love, yeah!
I fell in love with a Stainsby girl.

Deepest water Stainsby [bad word] straight, [bad word] [bad word] 
Names and faces fade away
Memories here to stay
Some girls steel your heart
Most still do
But a Stainsby girl, she could break it in two.

I fell in love, I fell in love, I fell in love, yeah!
I fell in love with a Stainsby girl, yeah.