A special washing machine (исполнитель: Ship or Sheep)
Mrs Marsh: Does this shop sell washing machines? Mr Shaw: Yes. This is the newest washing machine, madam. Mrs Marsh: Is it Swedish? Mr Shaw: No, madam. It’s English. Mrs Marsh: Please show me how it washes. Mr Shaw: Shall I give you a demonstration? Here are some sheets and shirts. You put them in the machine. You shut the door. And you push this button. Mrs Marsh: The machine shouldn’t shake like that, should it? Mr Shaw: Washing machines always shake, madam. Ah! It’s finished now. Mrs Marsh: But the sheets have [bad word] and so have the shirts. Mr Shaw: Do you wish to buy this machine, madam? Mrs Marsh: I’m not sure.