Satan, Satan lend me a dollar
Satan, Satan lend me a dollar now!

I have no money to pay my rent
All my money has been spent
I pray to God I get no reply
Satan please hear my cry:
 [bad word] 
All I see is pain and death
And lots of people with bad breath
They say the world has gone to [bad word] That would be just as well
 [bad word] Accordian breakdown

Bridge:
If you could spare a dime, that would sure
be grand
Won't [bad word] up and lend a helping hand
I sit here with no food upon my shelves
Because all the "good" people want the money for themselves
 [bad word] 
The IRS it really sucks
Uncle Sam took all my bucks
They buy big bombs it makes me mad
You wouldn't be half so bad