You High-Fiving [bad word] You High-Fiving [bad word] You High-Fiving [bad word] You High-Fiving [bad word] 
You're just a walking billboard
For all the latest brands
You've got no taste in music
And you really love our band
You're haircut is atrocious
It's been the same since '83
Your glory days are over
And so's your stonewashed jeans

You crass fat [bad word] You stupid steroid [bad word] I'll bet you even named your
Grand prize monster [bad word] 
You want me - you can't pay

You High-Fiving [bad word] You crass fat [bad word] You stupid steroid [bad word] Hi-jack the pit your [bad word] Male bonding as [bad word] 
You want me - You can't pay
You want me - You can't pay

You crass fat [bad word] 
You High-Fiving [bad word]