I gave a letter to the postman,
He put it his sack.
Bright and early next morning,
He brought my letter back.
She wrote upon it:
Return to sender, address unknown.
No such number, no such zone.
We had a quarrel, a lover's spat
I write I'm sorry but my letter [bad word] back.
So then I dropped it in the mailbox 
And sent it special D.
Bright and early next morning 
It came right back to me.
She wrote upon it:
Return to sender, address unknown.
No such person, no such zone.
This time I'm gonna take it myself
And put it right in her hand.
And if [bad word] back the very next day 
Then I'll understand the writing on it
Return to sender, address unknown.
No such number, no such zone.