Oooh Eyebrows, oooh Eyebrows

It all began when a little boy with giant brows
Were born to this earth and he got the name England.
As he then grew up he noticed he was all alone
And he was sad then all he had was big and smelly France.
Then one day when he was hot and by hot i mean
All grown and y with his world war uniform.
He had found and raised another boy which was lucky
Because France would've probably made him an [bad word] 

Eyebrows, Eyebrows
He was small when he was young but now he's grown
America
And [bad word] very much (I wonder where he's gowing on)
Eyebrows, Eyebrows
Playing airplane with a brit who's not so entertained
Canada
And these lyrics doesn't make any sense just like England's Eyebrows.

Oooh Eyebrows, oooh Eyebrows

Our story turns to this boy who England found that
I was singing about y'know the one that [bad word] 
His names America and hi is not so [bad word] That much really but now hi is so haha tough [bad word] for him.
He can rhyme with applesause and goose
He can balance on a chair and play his anthem with his nose on piano
For China it's impossible because his nose is just so litttle
That if he tried he would jast faceplant the keys.

Eyebrows, Eyebrows
When he's old he will be old, but now he's young
USA
Is he [bad word]  what the [bad word]  (Okay I'll just go make som tea)
Eyebrows, Eyebrows
If he moves them it will look like his face is having a stroke
Bloody [bad word] I am glad that those aren't my Eyebrows

Eyebrows, Eyebrows
He was small when he was young but now he's grown
America
And [bad word] very much (I wonder where he's gowing on)
Eyebrows, Eyebrows
Playing airplane with a brit who's not so entertained
Ca... wait who... who?
And these lyrics doesn't make any sense just like England's Eyebrows.

Oooh Eyebrows (What the [bad word] is a Canada?)
Oooh Eyebrows (Smelly, smelly, smelly France)
Oooh Eyebrows (Eyebrows, Eyebrows, Eyebrows everywhere)
Oooh Eyebrows

What the [bad word] is a Canada?