I know you think I'm just a useless stupid punk
Because every night [bad word] home [bad word] 
Hi Mom, it's me, the [bad word]  little [bad word] 
The ugly little monkey
who used to suck your [bad word] 
I know you think my band's just a waste of time
Those beer cans you found in my room weren't mine
Hi Mom, it's me, the [bad word]  little [bad word] The ugly
little monkey who used to suck your [bad word]