C-130 rollin' down the strip
64 Rangers on a one-way trip
Mission Top Secret, destination unknown
They don't even know if they're [bad word] home
When my plane gets up so high
Paratroopers take to the skies

Stand up, hook up, shuffle to the door
My knees got weak and I hit the floor
Jumpmaster picked me up with ease
Tossed my knees into the breeze

Count one-thousand, two-thousand, three-thousand, four
My main opened with a mighty roar
But if my main don't open wide
I got a reserve by my side
But if that one should fail me too
Look out below I'm [bad word] #39; through

If I die on the old drop zone
Box me up and ship me home
Pin my wings upon my chest
And then bury me in the leaning rest

Well if I die on a Chinese hill
Take my watch or [bad word] will
But if I die in the Korean mud
Bury me with a case of Bud

Saw an Old Lady
Saw an old [bad word] down the street
Had a cute on her back, jump boots on her feet
Said, "Hey old lady where you goin' to?"
She said "US Army Airborne School"
"Whatcha gonno do when you get there?"
"Jump from a plane, float through the air"
I said "Hey old lady ain't you been told?
Airborne School's for the young and the bold"
She said "Hey young punk who you talkin' to?
I'm an [bad word] at the Airborne School"

Saw an old lady marching down the road
Had a knife in her hand and a 90lb load
Said, "Hey old lady where you goin' to?"
She said "US Army Ranger School"
"Whatcha gonna do when you get there?"
"Jump and swim and kill without care"
I said "Hey old lady ain't you been told?
Ranger School's for the young and the bold"
She said "Hey young punk who you talkin' to?
I'm an [bad word] at the Ranger School"

Saw on old [bad word] down the track
Had fins on her feet and a tank on her back
Said, "Hey old lady where you goin' to?"
She said "US Army scuba School"
"Whatcha gonno do when you get there?"
"Swim under water and never breathe air"
I said, "Hey old lady ain't you been told?
Scuba School's for the young and the bold"
She said "Hey young punk who you talkin' to?
I'm an [bad word] at the Scuba School"