- What's wrong with you, Mrs Bloggs?
- What's wrong with me? I want a holiday from this horrible job of washing socks!
- Buy a bottle of "Onwash", Mrs Bloggs!
- "Onwash" is so soft and strong.
- You don't want lot's of hot water with "Onwash".
- It's not a long job with "Onwash".
- Use "Onwash" often. 
- You won't be sorry when you've got "Onwash".
- everybody wants "Onwash"
- "Onwash" is so popular!