Ok, ok, I see what's happening here
You're face to face with greatness, and it's strange
You don't even know how you feel
It's adorable!
Well, it's nice to see that humans never change
Open your eyes, let's begin
Yes, it's really me, it's Maui: breathe it in!
I know it's a lot: the hair, the bod!
When you're staring at a demi-god
What can I say except you're [bad word] 
For the tides, the sun, the sky
Hey, it's okay, it's okay
You're [bad word] 
I'm just an ordinary demi-guy
Hey!
What has two thumbs that pulled up the sky
When you were waddling yay high
This guy!
When the nights got cold
Who stole you fire from down below
You're lookin' at him, yo
Oh, also I lassoed the sun
You're [bad word] #33;
To stretch the days and bring you fun
Also I harnessed the breeze
You're [bad word] #33;
To fill your sails and shake your trees
So what can I say except you're [bad word] 
For the islands I pulled from the sea
There's no need to pray, it's okay
You're [bad word] #33;
Ha, I guess it's just my way of being me
You're [bad word] #33;
You're [bad word] #33;
 [bad word] to think of it
Kid, honestly I can go on and on
I can explain every natural phenomenon
The tide, the grass, the ground, oh
That was Maui just messing around
I killed an eel
I buried its guts
Sprouted a tree, now you got coconuts
What's the lesson
What is the take-away
Don't mess with Maui when he's on the break-away
And the tapestry here on my skin
Is a map of the victories I win
Look where I've been
I make everything happen
Look at that mini-Maui just tippity-tappin'
Well, anyway let me say you're [bad word] 
For the wonderful world you know
Hey, it's okay, it's okay
You're [bad word] #33;
 [bad word] to think of it, I gotta go
Hey, it's your day to say you're [bad word] 
'Cause I'm gonna need that boat
I'm sailing away, away
You're [bad word] #33;
'Cause Maui can do anything but float
You're [bad word] #33;
You're [bad word] #33;
And thank you