This was a triumph 
I’m making a note here: huge success 
It’s hard to overstate my satisfaction 
Aperture Science 
We do what we must because we can 
For the good of all of us 
Except the ones who are dead 
But there’s no sense crying over every mistake 
You just keep on trying till [bad word] out of cake 
And the science gets done and you make a neat gun 
For the people who are still alive 
I’m not even angry 
I’m being so sincere right now 
Even though you broke my heart and killed me 
And tore me to pieces 
And threw every piece into a fire 
As they burned it hurt because 
I was so happy for you 
Now these points of data make a beautiful line 
And we’re out of beta, we’re releasing on time 
So I’m glad I got burned, think of all the things we learned 
For the people who are still alive 
Go ahead and leave me 
I think I’d prefer to stay inside 
Maybe you’ll find someone else to help you 
Maybe Black Mesa 
That was a joke, ha ha, fat chance 
Anyway this cake is great 
It’s so delicious and moist 
Look at me still talking when there’s science to do 
When I look out there it makes me glad I’m not you 
I’ve experiments [bad word]  there is research to be done 
On the people who are still alive 
And believe me I am still alive 
I’m doing science and I’m still alive 
I feel fantastic and I’m still alive 
And while you’re dying I’ll be still alive 
And when you’re dead I will be still alive 

Still alive 
Still alive