It might be fun to have a kid that I could kick around
little me to fill up with my thoughts
little me or he or she to fill up with my dreams
way of saying life is not a loss

I'd keep the tyke away from school and tutor him myself
Keep him from the poison of the crowd
But then again pristine isolation might not be the best idea
It's not good trying to immortalize yourself

Beginning of a great adventure
Beginning of a great adventure

Why stop at one, I might have ten, a regular TV brood
I'd breed a little liberal army in the wood
Just like these redneck lunatics I see at the local bar
With their tribe of mutant inbred piglets with cloven hooves

I'd teach 'em how to plant a bomb, start a fire, play guitar
And if they catch a hunter, shoot him in the nuts
I'd try to be as progressive as I could possibly be
As long as I don't have to try too much

Beginning of a great adventure
Beginning of a great adventure

Susie, Jesus, Bogart, Sam, Leslie, Jill and Jeff
Rita, Winny, Andy, Fran and Jet
Boris, Bono, Lucy, Ethel, Bunny, Reg and Tom
That's a lot of names to try not to forget

Carrie, Marlon, Mo and Steve, [bad word] and Jerry Lee
 [bad word]  Dummy, Star and The Glob
I'd need a [bad [bad word] to keep track of all these names
I hope this baby thing don't go too far

I hope it's [bad word] what my wife said to me
I hope it's [bad word] what my wife said to me, hey
I hope it's [bad word] what my wife said to me

She says, ''"Baby, it's the beginning of a great adventure
Babe, beginning of a great adventure"''
Take a look

It might be fun to have a kid that I could kick around
Create in my own image like a god
I'd raise my own pallbearers to carry me to my grave
And keep [bad word] when I'm a wizened toothless clod

Some gibbering old fool sitting all alone drooling on his shirt
Some senile old [bad word] playing in the dirt
It might be fun to have a kid I could pass something on to
Something better than rage, pain, anger and hurt

I hope it's [bad word] what my wife said to me
I hope it's [bad word] what my wife said to me
I hope it's [bad word] what my wife said to me

She says, ''"Lou, it's the beginning of a great adventure
Lou, Lou, Lou, beginning of a great adventure"''
She says, babe, how you call your lover boy
Sylvia, quite you call your lover man