[Verse 1: Tech N9ne]
Bad day with my [bad word]  negativity on my phone is ridiculous
Limo shine up on TheRealTechN9ne, they talkin' 'bout I'm the [bad word]  at a [bad word] so vicious
Get up out of my bed, I'm sick of feelin' restricted
Fans sayin' I switched, they can tell I was hurt by lookin' at my Twit pic
Got a call from Stevie, y'all know his steezie
Said he's 'bout [bad word] to KC, wanna have a get together, that's easy
Got a little Cabo Wabo, some beers and Cîroc, yo
They wanna have it at my house, is there room for Frizz and Picasso? [bad word] [bad word] on down, told Makzilla to be done on rounds
We gotta get more liquor, spread the fun around
We 'bout to kick it with family, put the gun on down [bad word]  I ain't kicked it in eons, this 'bout to be cooler than Freon
Got another call from my homeboy in Denver, named Dion
He just pulled into KC sayin' he's double fisted with bottles
I told him I was on liquor duty and Stone nem was on models
All of my niggas ready for action, when I woke I don't remember this crashin'
I can try and tell you in the next verse, but I don't really know what happened

[Hook: ¡Mayday!]
It's just a blur, blur, blur
The whole thing's just a blur, blur, blur
It's just a blur, blur, blur
The whole thing's just a blur, blur, blur
The whole thing's just a blur

[Verse 2: Tech N9ne]
Woke up, got sick, ain't nobody sleepin' in my [bad word] Looked in the mirror, that's [bad word] up
Because busted is my top lip
Real busted, real puffy, like a [bad word] punched me the [bad word] out
I don't smoke, but my mouth taste like big weed like my [bad word] Yukmouth
I think I remember two chicks, one thick, another was a toothpick
I think I was takin' shots with 'em, of Patrón, I don't do this
KC Teas, ghetto suds, talkin' to the chick with ghetto butts
She was trippin' when another beautiful widow cut
In front of her talking to me and then I said "Oh, [bad word] "
Everybody keep sayin'
But I don't remember even seein'
But I heard if you really wanna please
Put one, two, and maybe three
Glimpses of a house full of [bad word] and dancin'
And some losin' their pants and romancin' each other
And eating each other, and beating the brotha's
My publicist almost stuck a [bad word] Cause she punched my [bad word] with her [bad word] fist
But he kicked her out, instead
She got a lie [bad word] something should have been said
Then somehow when I touched her
My lip hit her big head

[Hook]

[Verse 3: Tech N9ne]
Scenario, what happened? That [bad word] keep laughin'
Cause he made all the drinks potent, my lip is [bad word]  I'm not jokin'
Said she's made up with hips out, she 'bout 5'1", [bad word] pretty, but Cripped out
Said she got a little [bad word]  called me a demon and I flipped out
Said her body was boozed up and her earlobes had a few cuts
I told him I don't hit women, It was not me, I don't do stuff
I came downstairs, all my niggas still sprawled out
The makings of Caribou Lou, now there's a loose [bad word] 
[Bridge: ¡Mayday!]
The night was going perfectly, all seemed well
I woke up in the darkness dizzy, feelin' like [bad word] I don't feel like myself, oh no
I've never ever felt this way before in so long
It's just a blur