I've created a monster, cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more 
They want Shady, I'm chopped liver (huh?) 
Well if you want Shady, this is what I'll give ya 
little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor 
Some vodka that'll jump start my heart quicker 
than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital 
by the doctor when I'm not co-operating 
When I'm rockin the table while he's operating (hey!!) 
You waited this long, now stop debating 
Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovu-lating 
I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney 
but your husband's heart [bad word] 
So the FCC won't let me be 
or let me be me, so let me see 
They try to shut me down on MTV 
But it feels so empty, without me  [bad word] on and dip, bum on your lips  [bad word] that, [bad word] on your lips, and some on your [bad word] 
And get ready, cause this [bad word] s about to get heavy 
I just settled all my lawsuits, [bad word] YOU DEBBIE! 
 [bad word] ] 
Now this looks like a job for me 
So everybody, just follow me 
Cause we need a little, controversy 
Cause it feels so empty, without me 
I said this looks like a job for me 
So everybody, just follow me 
Cause we need a little, controversy 
Cause it feels so empty, without me 

Little Hellions, kids feelin rebellious 
Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis 
They start feelin like prisoners helpless 
'til [bad word] along on a mission and yells [bad word] !! 
visionary, vision of scary 
Could start a revolution, pollutin the airwaves 
rebel, so just let me revel and bask 
in the fact that I got everyone kissin my [bad word] {*smak* 
And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe 
for you to see so [bad word] much of my [bad word]  you asked for me? 
Well I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na 
{*bzzt* Fix your bent antenna tune it in and then I'm gonna 
enter in, endin up under your skin like a splinter 
The center of attention, back for the winter 
I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling 
Infesting in your kid's ears and nesting 
{*bzzt* Testing, attention please 
Feel the tension, soon as someone mentions me 
Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free 
nuisance, who sent? You sent for me? 
 [bad word]  

A-tisket a-tasket, I go [bad word] for tat with 
anybody who's talkin this [bad word]  that [bad word] 
Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your [bad word] kicked 
worse than them little Limp Bizkit [bad word] 
And Moby? You can get stomped by Obie 
You thirty-six year old baldheaded [bad word]  blow me 
You don't know me, you're too old, let go 
It's over, nobody listen to techno 
Now let's go, just gimme the signal 
I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults 
I been dope, suspenseful with a pencil 
ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol {*knife slices* 
But sometimes the [bad word] just seems 
everybody only wants to discuss me 
So this must mean I'm dis-gus-ting 
But it's just me, I'm just obscene 
No I'm not the first king of controversy 
I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley 
to do black music so selfishly 
and used it to get myself wealthy 
(Hey!!) There's a concept that works 
Twenty million other white rappers emerge 
But no matter how many fish in the sea 
It'll be so empty, without me 
 [bad word]  

Chem-hie-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la 
La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

Kids!