Hello, [bad word] to the show thought we broke up years ago whats up, I just [bad word] my pants gambled and I lost good times, just blew out my knee Ive fallen and I cant get up oh [bad word]  I think I broke my back wheres the wheelchair? Im old school Im played out osteoporosis, [bad word] and neurosis the vultures circling above our balding heads second verse, the same as the first I forgot the words again railer, lost my inhaler whos got a smoke for the caper? hold on let me catch my breath all right, I feel better now take it to the bridge Ill never be ozzy on stage when Im fifty Im gonna look like elvis by the time Im forty were already bogus were already fading well never be the rolling stones Im staying home dementia and senility my failing muscles atrophy Ive lost all ability falling apart blue hair, brown teeth failing livers, defeat maybe we will try to pull it off for another year