Lyrics:
Time for adventure
Here in Ponyville

Got all of your friends here
Gonna be a thrill

Very eclectic
All a bit hectic

Though it’s a bit daft
Friendship is Witchcraft, yeah!

We got Pinkie Pie who’s a gypsy,
magical orphan who wants her parents back

And there’s stories of what ponies did in the war
And the horrible flashbacks of Rarity and Applejack

Rainbow Dash dash rain rainbow dash can’t see too well
And Fluttershy is raising ancient horrors up from [bad word] 

Twilight's otaku
 [bad word] the moon

Sweetie's a robot
And there's Scoot and Bloom

Reality grapples
Go buy some apples

You'll get a rich laugh
Friendship is Witchcraft, yeah!

(...And Spike! Aw...)