Barney Stinson! Barney Stinson!
 That guy's awesome! AWESOME!
 He's so awesome! He's so awesome!
 Oh so awesome! AWESOME!

 This isn't Barney Stinson singing this song.
 That would be really lame!
 One of the many admirers who think that guy is awesome!
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 A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-AWESOME! AWESOME!
 A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-AWESOME!
 He is from awesome town!
 A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-AWESOME!