I'm in Tokyo
Looking for a Ho
Tried to score some blow
But I don't speak Japanese
Find a geisha girl
Take her for a whirl
Wrap a tuna roll on my [bad word] 
And the [bad word] is on her knees

Sucky [bad word] 
Sucky [bad word] 
Sucky [bad word] 
Smells like sushi

Asian Hooker!
Hot little [bad word] #33;
Asian Hooker!
Dirty Little [bad word] #33;

I'm in South Korea
Broke out with Gonorrhea
Now I totally figured it out
That's why it hurts when I go pee
I feel like a jerk
'cause my [bad word] won't work
It's like I got punched in the nuts
By a dude who knows Thai-chi

Sucky [bad word] 
Sucky [bad word] 
Sucky [bad word] 
Smells like sushi

Asian Hooker!
Hot little mother [bad word] #33;
Asian Hooker!
Dirty Little [bad word] #33;

Hey, I'm the man with a plan
I'm [bad word] #39; going to Japan
Gonna spend a couple grand
Just [bad word] hookers in the can
 [bad word] the rest of the band
I'm [bad word] going to Asian
Do some coke and get a tan
I'm [bad word] gonna be the man!

Asian Hooker!
Hot little mother [bad word] #33;
Asian Hooker!
Dirty Little [bad word] #33;
I want them Asian
Hookers!
Let's [bad word] some Asian
Hookers!!!!