Ladki kyon na jaane
Kyon ladko si nahin hoti
Soch thi hai zyada
Kham woh samajh thi hai
Soch thi hai zyada
Kham woh samajh thi hai
Dil kuch kehta hai
Kuch aur hi karti hai
Ladki kyon na jaane
Kyon ladko si nahin hoti
Ladki kyon na jaane
Kyon ladko si nahin hoti

Soch thi hai zyada
Kham woh samajh thi hai
Dil kuch kehta hai
Kuch aur hi karti hai
Ladki kyon na jaane
Kyon ladko si nahin hoti
Ladki kyon na jaane
Kyon ladko si nahin hoti

Pyaar usse bhi hai magar
 [bad word] tumhi se chahe
Khudh mein ulji ulji hai
Par bhaalo ko suljaayein

I mean you’re all
The same yaar
Hum achche dost hai
Par uss nazar se
Tumko dekha nahin
Woh sab to tik hai
Par uss barein mein
Maine socha nahin

Sab se alag hai tum yeh
Keh ke paas tumhaare aaye
Aur kuch din mein tum mein
Alag sa kuch bhi na usko paiye

Uff yeh kaisi shirt pehnthe ho
Yeh kaise bhaal khatathe ho
Ghaadi tehz chalathe ho
Tum jaldi mein kyo khaathe ho
Gimme a break

Tumhe badalne ko
Paas woh aati hai
Tumhe mitaane ko
Chaal bichati hai
Baaton baaton mein
Tumhe pasathi hai
Pehle hasathi hai
Phir [bad word] hai
Ladki kyon na jaane
Kyon ladko si nahin hoti
Ladki kyon na jaane
Kyon ladko si nahin hoti

Eh itna hi khudh se khush
Ho to piche kyon aate ho
Phool kabhi to hazar
Thofein akhir kyon laaten ho

Apna naam nahin bataya aapne
Coffi pine chalenge
Main aapko ghar chod doon
Phir kab milenge

Bikhra bikhra be matlab
Sa toota phoota jina
Aur kehte ho alag se hai
Hum taan ke apna sina

Bhiga tolya kahin farsh pe
Toothpaste ka dakhan kahin
Kal ke mauze ulat ke pehne
Waqt ka khuch bhi hosh nahin

Jina ka tumko
Dang sikhlati hai
Tumhe jaanwar se
Insaan banaati hai
Uske bina ek pal
Rehna sakhoge tum
Usko pata hai yeh
Keh na sakhoge tum
Iss liye ladkiya
Ladko si nahin hoti
Iss liye ladkiya
Ladko si nahin hoti

Jaane kaun kaun se din
Woh tumkoyaad dilaayein
Pyaar ko chahe bhool bhi jaayein
Taariqein na bhoolayein
First march ko nazar milaayi
Chaar april ko main milne aayi
Ikis may ko tumne chuwa tha
Che june mujhe kuch hua tha

Ladko ka kya hai kissi bhi
Mor pe woh mur jaayein
Abhi kissi ke hai abhi kissi
Aur se woh jud jaayein

Tumhaare mummy
Daddy ghar par nahin hai
Great main aaa jaon
Tumhaari friend
Akeli ghar jaa rahi hai
Bechari main chod aaon
Uff

Ek haan kehne ko
Kitna dehlati hai
Thak jaate hai hum
Woh ji behlati hai

Woh sharmati hai
Kabhi chupati hai
Ladki jo haan kehde
Usse nibhati hai
Iss liye ladkiya
Ladko si nahin hoti
Iss liye ladkiya
Ladko si nahin hoti

Na na na
Iss liye ladkiya ladko si
Nahin hoti ladki kyon oh god
Iss liye ladkiya ladko si
Nahin hoti na na na
Na oh god shut up
Alright alright iss mein
Jagadne ki kya baat hai yaar
Pehle pehle bawarein jaise
Aas paas mand rai arre but i
Phir busy hoon kehkar tumko
Woh [bad word] on rhea
Samjha karo darling
Aaj bohat kaam arre
Meri bhi to suno
Door hua to kya
Dil mein tumhaara
Naam hai oh wow
 [bad word] chehre par
Marte hai woh boring ho
Jaaye ‘m not listening to you
Kuch hi din mein nazrein
Inki idhar udhar mand rai
I’m not listening to you
Sirf pyaar se zindagi
Nahin chalti ok i’m not with her
Tum interior decoration ka
Course kyon nahin karti.