Zooga-wooga!
I used to have a house
And fat [bad word] ugly wife
I used to have amazing job
And work from nine to five
When I fell off the wagon
I landed at the bar
It's been a long, long time
I can't get up so far
And you may say i'm crazy
WITNESSES. Crazy!
And you may say i'm dumb
WITNESSES. Dumb!
To waste my life away hey-hey
On whiskey beer [bad word] [ Red Elvises Lyrics are found on www [bad word] ] 
I drink this glass to heroes
Who always have a ball
They're always here [bad word] with me
They never fail to fall
Zooga-wooga!
I wonder what has happened to
Mi casa on the hill
My fat [bad word] ugly wife
And to her boyfriend, Bill
I found myself in drinking
I'm great in being stoned
The only song I'm singing now
This stupid drinking song
Nananananananananana