Everyday_The_Wii_is_Gone_-_Dave_Matthews_parody (исполнитель: Tobuscus)
It's been months now, but... no one's got em. Still I check game shops every day. Bidding starts at twice the price... but that's more than I want to pay. So I call my friend who works at the mall - she checks for me every day, she says we got the other Next-Gen systems, and so much more for you to play. But the Wii is what you wanted, but the Wii is gone... But the Wii is what you wanted, but the Wii is goonnnnneeee oooohhhhhh... Every day. Every day. Oohbhoghblbhblhlbhelhlbhldbhle. Billy got one, he plays it non-stop. He forgot to [bad word] so, tooth decay. Carpal tunnel has slowed him down some, but still he's mastered every game. Well I grab my cell phone and call up my mom. She said she's checking at Tarzhay. I said, "What the [bad word] s Tarzhay? Well... do they have one?" Then she answered to my dismay... There are Wii games all around me, but the Wii is gone. Nintendo DS is all stocked up... but the Wii is gone...... oohohhhhh... Maybe they forgot... to stock the Wii. Probably not, no one has the Wii. But the Wii is what you wanted, but the Wii is gone. But the Wii is what you wanted, but the Wii is goonnnee ooowoaaaa. Every day. Every day. Oohbhhbhbllblehbhhblhbhbh.