Hello little [bad word] home and play
Hello little [bad word] home and stay
Hello little [bad word] home and play with me me me me

Hello deer I know this is wrong
Now itís dark and the people have gone
I must try and trick you into getting in the boot of my car car car car

[Evil Laughter]

Put on these corduroy slacks for me
Youíll look better in the shorts Iíve ordered youíll see
Iíll integrate you in my society ty ty ty
Now little deer you're alone with me
Lets hope itís only ually
I cant get involved with you emotionally ly ly ly

Now that youíre not a little baby deer
Now that youíve grown up [bad word] and [bad word] 
Get into my boot you stinking dirty [bad word] [bad word] [bad word] [bad word] 

Get in my boot, in you go, oh yes
[evil laughter]