Hugo the spider put his hat on
Stopped for a pair of shoes
and left the attic and his Mum
Well he's fooling around with a bumblebee
Talking about love for two pounds twenty

 [bad word] back, [bad word] back
Love is a trap, love is a trap
Well, [bad word] back, [bad word] back
 [bad word] back and listen to your friends
Cause love's always a trap in the end

Hugo the spider lost in the city
Nothing to eat and his bag is too heavy
Full of disillusion Hugo fell asleep
And got [bad word] by a bike's white wheel

 [bad word] back, [bad word] back
Love is a trap, love is a trap
 [bad word] back, [bad word] back
 [bad word] back and listen to your friends
Cause love's always a trap in the end

Hugo you are not one of those fools
I beg you please don't follow [bad word] 
And Hugo I beg you please would [bad word] back to me
Cause love is a trap, it's a trap

 [bad word] back, [bad word] back
Love is a trap, love is a trap
Well [bad word] back, [bad word] back
 [bad word] back and listen to your friends
Cause love's always a trap in the end

And Hugo the spider put his hat on
Stopped for a pair of shoes
And left the attic and his Mum
Well he's fooling around with a bumble bee
Talking about love for two pounds twenty

And Hugo your Mother, well she put her hat on
Spat on every girl and said goodbye to her beloved son
Hugo's not back, Hugo's not back
That was a trap, that was a trap
Hugo's not back, Hugo's not back
That was a trap (ain't it)
Hugo's not back and that was the end
Cause that was a trap again

 [bad word] back, [bad word] back
 [bad word] back, [bad word] back
 [bad word] back, [bad word] back
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh, oh ohhh...