Drinking gin at half past five
Chattin up a bird with a dodgy eye
I vomit Jaeger on her pasty thighs
Doin [bad word] when her fella arrives

Drop the pills I'm off me [bad word] 
Meet the lads [bad word] up
cheeky line of devil dust
We're a walking gang of lust

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Members only at the club
We give the door blokes head [bad word] 
Seconds later we're off our rocks
In this sweaty pumping box

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Door bell ringing at 3 a.m.
The next door [bad word] again
What's your [bad word] problem mate
I'm up for work at half past 8
Calm it Kermit have a beer
We're all decent people here
All these birds he licks his lips
Wicked mate

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Let's get [bad word] (Let's get mashed up on the town, call the dealer while she's going down)
Let's get [bad word] (In the morning we're dredged in brown)
Let's get [bad word] up on the town (breakfast Stellas' at the goose and crown)

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