I sit in a yellow cubicle
And I type at an orange screen.
And I'll get a raise next Tuesday
If I can keep my office clean!
The women here ignore me.
They call me "Scrawny Dan".
But that's because they don't know me,
They don't know who I really am!

I AM CHEWBACCA!!! I AM WOOKIE!!!
I FIGHT THE EMPIRE!!! I FIX THE ROBOTS!!!
DON'T [bad word] CROSS ME!!! I AM CHEWBACCA!!!
IN NEED OF NO ONE!!! IN WANT OF NOTHING!!!

I AM CHEWBACCA!!! I HAVE NO HOME!!!
MY HOME IS WHERE MY SPIRIT GOES!!!
DON'T [bad word] TAUNT ME!!! 'CAUSE I'M CHEWBACCA!!!
I'LL RIP YOUR ARMS OFF!!! I'LL KILL YOUR FRIEND!!!

I think about my home planet
When I'm in the conference room.
I wear a coat and tie
But my heart is filled with gloom!
'Cause that [bad word] on the Death Star
Would like to see me dead!
Someday I'll tear off his black helmet
And take a dump on his [bad word]  head!

I AM CHEWBACCA!!! I AM WOOKIE!!!
I FIGHT THE EMPIRE!!! ON THE MILLENNIUM FALCON!!!
YOU WANT PIECE OF ME??? YOU WANT PIECE OF CHEWBACCA???
I'M EIGHT FEET TALL!!! I'LL KICK YOUR [bad word] !!

I AM CHEWBACCA!!! I'VE GOT NO HOME!!!
MY HOME IS WHERE MY SPIRIT GOES!!!
YOU CAN ALL [bad word] OFF!!! I AM CHEWBACCA!!!
KISS MY [bad word] !! EAT [bad word]  [bad word] !!
 [bad word] !! [bad word] !! [bad word] !!