Got a lotta heart ache 
He's a [bad word] #39; weasel 
His issues make my mind ache 
Want to make a deal

Cause I love your little motions 
You do with your pigtails 
What a nice creation 
Worth another night in jail

He's a player, diarrhea giver, tried to grow his hair out 
When friends were listening to Slayer 
I would like to find him Friday night 
Hanging out with mom and trying on his father's tights 
Life just sucks, I lost the one, I'm giving up, she found someone 
There's plenty more, girls are such a drag

So all you little ladies 
Be sure to choose the right guys 
 [bad word] back to me maybe 
I'll shower you with lies

Got a lotta heart ache 
He's a [bad word] #39; weasel 
Decisions make my mind ache 
Want to make a deal

Ease away the problems and the pain 
The girl chose the one guy who makes you want to kick and scream 
All along, you wish that she would stay 
 [bad word] the guy who took and ran away

He's a player, diarrhea giver, tried to grow his hair out 
When friends were listening to Slayer 
I would like to find him Friday night 
Hanging out with mom and trying on his father's tight
Life just sucks, I lost the one, I'm giving up, she found someone
there's plenty more, girls are such a drag

 [bad word] this place! I lost the war, I hate you all, Your mom's a [bad word] 
Wheres my dog? girls are such a drag