[Eminem]
It`s [bad word] like this I kick to these rich white kids
Who just might see how [bad word] up this sick life is
Whoops I did it again didn`t I my [bad word] s harder
to figure out than what Britney`s [bad word] size is (oooh)
I probably [bad word] you off again didn`t I [bad word] (so what?)
You and Christina Gaguilera kiss my grits {*smak*}
You know how many [bad word] I give? I wish I did
So I can quit givin these twisted little kids ideas
This just in, Britney just dissed Justin
She just [bad word] Ben, got [bad word] [bad word] and [bad word] sucked him
If Affleck can get his [bad word] licked, [bad word] I can`t, [bad word] 
God [bad word] [bad word]  I`m rich, I can`t understand this
Are those pictures I made of us together on the internet
as close as I`m ever gonna get to hittin it from the back?
And [bad word]  when [bad word] to that, I hit harder from the back
than Everlast, when he`s pluggin Lethal in his [bad word] [bad word] Just give me one more chance, Britney hit me one more time
Let me know what`s on your mind, Whitney give me one more line
to sniff, you [bad word] know what time it is [bad word] your jewelery my record`s almost diamond, BEEOTCH!
[Eminem (Dr [bad word] What`s goin on in the world today
People fightin, feudin, lootin, it`s okay
Let it go, let it flow, let the good times roll
Tell `em Dre (it ain`t nuttin but music)
What`s goin on in the world today
People fightin, feudin, lootin, it`s okay
Let it go, let it flow, let the good times roll
Tell `em Dre (it ain`t nuttin but music)
[Bizarre]
Eminem doesn`t like N`Sync, well I do
So [bad word] him, and the Backstreet Boys too
Whatever happened to the cast of Different Strokes
Gary`s broke, Todd`s snortin coke, and Dana overdosed
(Awww) I got two little boys with me
Michael Jackson sent two helicopters to get me (hee-heee!)
I`m up early wit my hair curly
Me and Mr. Furly, [bad word] Laverne and Shirley!
[Kuniva]
lot of rappers are livin in la la land
That`s why I let my dogs out on the Baha Men
As bad as a life I had, I`m not mad
I don`t need to be a jackass to beat up my dad
My whole family`s country, my grandmother`s old fashioned
And she keeps askin me why I rap wit a honky
But grannie I`m a flunky I could be a junkie
I could be hangin with the hoochies out at the club scene
[Kon Artis]
So all the independent women in the house! [HOUSE!]
Show us your [bad word] and shut your [bad word] mouth! [WHAT?!]
[Proof]
Robert Downey, Bobby Brownie
Whitney Houston, the [bad word] s she`s usin [*sniff*]
Jesse Jackson, reverend scandal
Got George Michael`s, Tevin Campbell`s
PeeWee Herman`s, peep show places
Public restrooms? Beat those cases [bad word] [Swifty McVay]
Huh, your mom and dad probably mad at us (for what)
We done turned their kids into little body snatchers
Aint like where I`m from, we don`t bite our tongue
Are you sure you want niggaz 21 to carry guns?
It`s sad but I`m glad that I`m made to rhyme
Where you work you ain`t gettin paid for that overtime
It`s only music, media know it but they blind
I aint in y`all light, so stay the [bad word] up outta mine
Y`all the reason why Princess Diana ended up dyin
If you people get offended I don`t care (stop cryin!)
Tryin to get us to leave cause what we say just ain`t clean (uh uh)
But holdin back on what I say just ain`t me
[Kon Artis]
Now what`s these parents so mad for? (Your music is bad for `em!)
For teenage kids that drink more than Ted Danson in Cheers
Carson drink beers, we all [bad word] and [bad word] and cuss out our [bad word] (SHUT UP!) Broke or rich, I still do the same old [bad word] I don`t jump in front of a camera and change no [bad word] So when they ask me about my sarcasticness
I just slap `em, turn around and ask `em this [bad word]